WARNING: Most of these have to do with bodily functions, so anyone who is squeamish may want to proceed with caution.
- Splashing toilet water on Mommy is not a fun game!
- No, you cannot eat my spit bubbles.
- Can you tell Mommy you're sorry for flinging pee pee in her eye?
- We don't chew on our brother's toes.
- Please don't blow boogers on the candle.
- No, Elmo is not better than Jesus.
- I love you all the way to the moon, and back!
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Oh, hilarious! I wish I wrote mine down. There have been so many times that I say something, pause and think, "I never would say that if you didn't have children." One time I remember saying, "Quit sucking on your knee." Not totally crazy, but who else would you say that to? Great list! :) I LOVE the pee pee in your eye one...