Jessica
WARNING: Most of these have to do with bodily functions, so anyone who is squeamish may want to proceed with caution.

  1. Splashing toilet water on Mommy is not a fun game!
  2. No, you cannot eat my spit bubbles.
  3. Can you tell Mommy you're sorry for flinging pee pee in her eye?
  4. We don't chew on our brother's toes.
  5. Please don't blow boogers on the candle.
  6. No, Elmo is not better than Jesus.
  7. I love you all the way to the moon, and back!
1 Response
  1. Sarah Says:

    Oh, hilarious! I wish I wrote mine down. There have been so many times that I say something, pause and think, "I never would say that if you didn't have children." One time I remember saying, "Quit sucking on your knee." Not totally crazy, but who else would you say that to? Great list! :) I LOVE the pee pee in your eye one...