We got a new dog, then we were literally snowed in the house for 3 days. Some of the words coming out of my mouth have surprised me.

1. We don't stand on the Bible. (meant literally, not necessarily figuratively)
2. I'll pay you a quarter if you sleep an extra 1/2 hour tomorrow morning.
3. You are not allowed to pray again the rest of the day. (don't ask)
4. Did you delete an app when you licked my phone?
5. Let's use cardboard boxes to sled down the driveway!
1 Response
  1. Jan Says:

    Made me laugh out loud!! :0